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sweet 16 court wears

2. You drank garri twice today, buy #100
recharge card and get 10mb, came on
Facebook and wrote ''Money no be
problem' Ur case dey court 3. You dey owe
mama ikenna #50 and and
you dey wear ''My money grow like grass T-shirt'' Wehdone sir! 4. You fit pay #5000
enter club but for
church na #20 be your offering God is
watching you o 5. You're too big to dance in
church but
you go gaga crazy when you hear the (gbedu wey dey burst brain) God dey watch
you o 6. You're married but still chases other
ladies and you claim you're going for
refresher courses Your cup go soon full 7. Just
because you met him in a bus and
he bought you gala, you cum store his name as ''Bros gala'' Sista tank you o 8. You're
an O'level holder but you sponsor
your girl for university My broda, you be
scholarship board? 9. You dey inside hotel room
snap picture
come upload and write ''Home Sweet Home'' Your Mata Dey God's Hand 10. You
enter public transport #600 to go
shoprite go snap picture with other
people's goods, Abeg wetin i wan tell you?'' 11.
Do you know that 90% of Girls Urinate
On Their Body While Bathing ? 12. Dangote did not send 'I love you Jesus
to 25 people before he get rich' please stop
disturbing me or else I will curse ooo 13. NEPA
is the Major cause of unwanted
Pregnancy in Nigeria Everythng starts when
she Enters the Room to Charge Her Phone� 14. Salary 20k,
Phone 400k, Weavon 30k.
And you go to church to ask God for a
Miracle, When you are already PerforMiracle,
When you are already PerforWhen you are already Performing
magic� 15. If You Were Ask To Collect N1,000. From All Your EX How Much Will You
Get� As For Me I Will Get N23000 16. I
overheard a girl talking to her BF,
initially I thought she was talking to God,
because the things she asked for only God
can provide them� 17. When the devil fails to destroy you, it
sends you a girlfriend from MBA_ISE� 18. Plz
Know your priorities and spend your
money wisely. Don't go and buy selfie stick
when your armpit really needs a shaving
stick. 19. Marriage is like jamb You will be admiring UniBen & UNN buh last
last end up in OmoPoly� 20. Don't ever insult
or challenge d woman
who cook ur food because #20 can buy
Rat Poison. My hands no dy ooo 21. For Those
Of You Who Went To Private School And Are Intelligent, What Is
The Past Tense Of GOtv? 22. Some have bae
but can not cheat�
.Some can cheat but have no bae�. I
have bae and i can la la la what do yu want
2 hear? Amebo� 23. Guys plz if u are dating my future WIFE
plz take it easy on her, don't make her
shout words like harder, don't stop, ride
on�� 24. Condoms are for weak ass men,
men Bleep quickly & pull out before HIV notices.�� 25. Some chicks be like:"I can't
cook my
mom didn't teach me babe." Now tell me,who
taught you doggystyle
hehh?? 26. Why do Ladies with Gap Teeth
Always Apologize Like. "Baby I'm Thorry , It Vont
Hapfen Again."? ��� 27. It's only African
parents dat will advice
you for 6hours & still tell you "I don't have
much to say"..� � � 28. After having sex
with many guyz some girls we still call that area private part, for
ur information is not private but public. 29. I
am done with breaking people's
heart� Am now focusing on the spinal cord�
30. It's only in Nigeria movies that you will
see an angel with a tribal mark 31. After what Ramos did to salah, I now
understand why RAMS are killed during
SALAH�� # UCL fans 32. True love is when you wear your
Girlfriend's underwear to show Other girls
that you are already taken. �� 34. Some be
dating an ugly girl & be lyk
anoda man's food is anoda man's poison,
my frnd poison na poison ntin lyk anoda man food � 35. She is nt good in bed She is nt
good in bed Ma brother hv u try d table, chair
or floor,
she must b good SOMWIE. 36. Some Ladies On
Facebook They Look
Like Beyonce. In Real Life,they Look Like Mugabe. 37. Ladies� Pls Try as Much as
Possible to Look Like the
Person on ur Profile Pic. This is the 10th Time
my Cousin is Waisting
Transport 38. U came to kidnap me with a G-
Wagon and u expect me to shout. Abeg shift make
I balance well.� 39. Cigarettes and weed are
for small
boys, real men smoke mosquito coil ��� 40.
If you're too happy in a relationship,
just know you're the Side Chic. Main Chics don't usually have peace of mind.�� 41. I
have never seen someone having
heart beat than a guy who impregnate a
soldier daughter. He'll start chewing water, end
up drinking
rice 42. Guys, whatever you do in this life, don't offend your village people My neighbour
won 500k from bet9ja and
his girlfriend washed it with his
trousers.�� 43. Child of God and you still
have sex with
condom Isn't God's protection enough for you? �� 44. This days, Davido's girlfriend trend sweet 16 court wears
more than some nigerian artist. When last
you hear from TerryG? 45. This is Nigeria
where girls borrow make-
up and dress just to visit a guy who borrow
room from his friend. Too much Confusion and Transmissions 46. Since i was born and now i
am getting
old, I've never seen the wife of a president
pregnant. Brothers and sister have you seen?
47. Some girls will plait their hair and their
forehead will be shining as if their brain is using solar energy. Lemme mind my business
sef. 48. Men are like BLUETOOTH
CONNECTION. When you're beside them,
they stay connected. But when you're
away they search for NEW DEVICES. 49. How
Chinese people choose their kids name. Very simple! Just throw their pot or
pans down the stairs and listen to sound,
''Ding-Ping-Wong-Chung-Feng''. 50. Don't trust
a girl who doesn't use her
father's name on social media. If she can
deny her father, my brother who're you? You wey go read this my post, you no go
comment, My dear

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